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Re: if condition
Posted by: Jay Pipes
Date: November 15, 2005 09:13AM

No, Roland, if you had read my book more closely, you would have known that the internals of the mysqld binary are in fact a complex network of tunnels navigated by capuchin monkeys wearing small fezzes and carrying the data packets in tiny burlap satchels. The main "mothership" of data neural networks actually resides within the MySQL headquarters in Teaneck, New Jersey, just outside of New York. It is there where MySQL AB employees routinely check incoming carrier pidgeons transporting query commands to the "uberbrain" which then transmits commands via paper cup and string to the army of monkeys.

But hey, you were pretty close. :)

Jay Pipes
Community Relations Manager, North America, MySQL Inc.

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