I have two tables located in two separate MySQL databases. Both use the InnoDB engine and are not federated, so I can't join them directly at the source.
My goal is to join these two tables and serve the joined dataset to my web application. I can't move the tables to a common location as these are for 2 different applications altogether. I'm working within Google Cloud Platform (GCP) and open to using managed services.
Has anyone implemented something similar?
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